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| sauce oh no spats |
[23 May 2005|04:59pm] |
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lil billy ran to the store to rent a potatoe for mother. mother threw the tatoe at billy. now while billy pissed.(like peed not mad) he flushed the tatoe down the swirl. billys wrong
he....
stole the potatoe........
peed on it and flushed it.......
and he ran........
billy overall is a bad boy in this idea of being good
come next week to see if good defeats evil.
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[12 May 2005|04:37pm] |
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life sucks and i know it.
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| can you ride a rabbit? |
[09 May 2005|12:43am] |
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Your Birthdate: April 26 |
Your birth on the 26th day of the month (8 energy) modifies your life by increasing your capability to function and succeed in the business world.
In this environment you have the skills to work very well with others thanks to the 2 and 6 energies combining in this date.
There is a marked increase in organizational, managerial, and administrative abilities.
You are efficient and handle money very well.
You're ambitious and energetic, while generally remaining cooperative and adaptable.
You are conscientious and not afraid of responsibility.
Generally sociable and diplomatic, you tend to use persuasion rather than force.
You have a wonderful combination of being good at both the broad strokes and the fine detail; good at starting and continuing. This birthday is practical and realistic, often seeking material satisfaction. |
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| is it an illusion? |
[04 Apr 2005|03:33am] |
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poop is not an edible device. i advise that you do not eat it.
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| wow i read this and its kinda cool............. |
[12 Mar 2005|12:31am] |
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alexisonfire- control |
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: Mike and Jasmine are sitting alone in the park, one night.
Mike:
I guess we are the left overs in this
world
Jasmine:
I think so, all of my friends have
boyfriends and we are only the 2 persons left in
this world with out any special person in our life
Mike:
Yup I don't know what to do
Jasmine:
I know! We'll play a game
Mike:
What game?
Jasmine:
i'll be your girl friend for 30 days and
you will be my boy friend
Mike:
That's a great plan in fact i don't have
nothing to do much this following weeks...
DAY 1:
They watch their first movie and they both
touched
in a romantic film
DAY 4:
They went to the beach and have a picnic...
Mike and Jasmine have their quality time together
DAY 12:
Mike invited Jasmine to a circus and they ride
on a Horror House. Jasmine was scared and
she touched Mike's hand but she touched
someone else's hand and they both laughed.
DAY 15:
They saw a fortune teller down the road and
they asked for their future advice and the fortune
teller said: "My darling, Please don't waste the time
of your life...Spend the rest of your time together
happily" Then tears flow out from the teller's
eyes
DAY 20:
Jasmine invited Mike to go to the hill and they
saw a meteor...Jasmine mumbled something
DAY 28:
They sat on the bus and because of a bumby
road Jasmine gave her first kiss to Mike by
accident
DAY 29:
11:37pm
Jasmine and Mike sat in the park where they
first decided to play this game...
Mike:
I'm tired Jasmine...Do you want any
drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the
road
Jasmine:
Apple Juice that's all
Mike:
Wait for me.
20mins later; a stranger approached Jasmine
Stranger:
Are you a friend of Mike?
Jasmine:
Why yes? What happened?
Stranger:
A reckless drunken driver ran over
Mike and he is critical in the hospital
11:57pm
The doctor went out of the emergency room
and he handed out an apple juice and a letter
Doctor:
We found this in Mike's pocket
Jasmine reads the letter and it says:
Jasmine, This past few days, i realized you are
a really cute girl and i am really falling for you..
I cherish smile your everything when we played
this game; before this game would end. I would
like you to be my girl friend for the rest of my
life. I love you Jasmine.
Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted:
"Mike ! i don't want you to die. I love
you, Remember that night when we saw a
meteor, I mumbled something; I mumbled
that I wish we would be together forever and never
end this game. Please don't leave me Mike. I
love you! You cannot do this to me"
Then the clock strikes 12
Mike's heart stop pumping
THEN IT WAS THE 30TH DAY;
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Always love your loved ones and show them
how you feel before it is too late...You will never
know when they will be gone from your embrace...If
you were given a time to bestow petals of
everlasting compassion and love to your loved ones?
Today is the day, love them while they are still
here.
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| rub burns a bitch |
[11 Mar 2005|05:02pm] |
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just chillen like always like it. my job is trash and i think that underoath is my new favorite band well i know it is. so drink milk and stay in shape.
joey
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| poo on bitches |
[07 Mar 2005|07:45pm] |
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third eyed blind- hows it gonna be |
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so its possible i might get a kickass job this summer in ocean city maryland well ijust applied. i think that would be titties get away from this shatty place meet new people oh ya i hope i do! well i dunno i think i need a new job .hate being broke so if anyone knows anything a better payin job please let me know! well im out now bitches
peace love and chicken grease.
joey " still hustlin" webber
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| you know it |
[26 Feb 2005|11:32pm] |
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alexisonfire- control aka i love this song! |
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| hmmmm |
[23 Feb 2005|03:55pm] |
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alexisonfire- control |
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You are _______. We need to ________. I like when you ________. You need to do something about _________. My favorite thing about you is ________. The best thing we've done together was ________. I want you to ________. You make me _______. I hope that ________. You make me laugh when________. I hate when you_________. The most beautiful thing about you is________.
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[21 Feb 2005|04:42pm] |
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something coperate- constantine |
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Theres a difference between hot and beautiful,
Theres a reason why I wake up every morning,
Theres a person worth fighting this fight,
Theres someone special that fills the void in my chest,
Theres a person that always makes it ok,
Theres a reason why I wish on every 11:11,
Theres a purpose for this time away,
Theres a feeling I get when I look at the stars,
Theres a hope in my heart each day,
Theres a girl I know,
Theres a girl that means the world.
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| fuck the mexicans! |
[21 Feb 2005|10:55am] |
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just trying to kill sometime b4 class i wish i was in high school so i wouldnt have class today but what ever i think i will go sledding after all this school poo but hey im not gay and i can run soo fast call me if you would like to hang out with the realest rillest me joey! yea! yeah yea e yeah~ ok well talk to you later now yall
laaaaaaatttttttttteeeeeeeeeee
joey
wouldnt it be nice...........
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| bundes republik von webber |
[20 Feb 2005|04:28pm] |
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the beach boys- wouldnt it be nice |
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Ich hasse wirklich mein Leben und die Wegedinge gehen für mich im, damit voraussagbar und ppl in Lebensstich Sie in der zurück so Uhr aus Ursache es von absolut nirgendwo herauskommt.
Prüfen Sie nur die Zeit und jeder beggining hat ein Ende.
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| i wish i could just make your turn around |
[18 Feb 2005|08:44am] |
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i need to get out of the house more so someone please! pull me out of my shell that would be titties!
aight later yall
joey "still hustlin" webber................lol brobby
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| im just growing up to fast |
[17 Feb 2005|01:58am] |
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i dont whats wrong with me latly i just want to be alone and i think i need to find out who i am with or without anyone. i know i can do it with out ppl doubting me cause i know for the first time in my life that im finally going to do something right with my life. even if no one will back me up..........
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joseph webber
age 19
birth 4 26 85
height 5'7''
i was just wondering if you have seen this person?
because he dosnt even know who he is.
if anyone would mind helpin please feel free to leave your name and a comment.
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[08 Feb 2005|02:01am] |
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name taken- you do it so well |
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Did you take me up this morning?
From underground where you left me
Your eyes leave me without recognition
Know that all the idle skies have been come to me who you used to be
Hold your Breath you know how long
To watch you care to forget you were wrong
Is it okay if i dont care anymore?
We all give up sometimes
And i guess that should be good enough for me
hope your seein more of yourself then
You were ready for
All the things that you are now
And how good things were before
And now you, you left us, and pushed us so far behind
Hold your Breath, You know how long
To watch you care to forget you were wrong?
Is it okay if i dont care anymore?
We all give up sometimes
And I guess that should be good enough for me
Why are you giving up?
Why wont you stand your ground?
I guess it comes to this
A friend, just a friend now
Hold your Breath, You know how long
To watch you care to forget you were wrong
Is it okay if i dont care anymore?
We all give up sometimes
And I guess that should be good enough for me Name taken- today.................got to love that band this is my favorite song by far i miss the old days..........
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[16 Jan 2005|07:27pm] |
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the killers-mr.brightside |
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well the past few have been well aight. and thats it.
love the mex
one.
forty.
three.
im moving to alaska to hunt ox.
see you all.
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| sperms at least worth 50 doll ares. |
[07 Jan 2005|03:19pm] |
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pooty garn........splinters |
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well i went to heaven couldnt get in.......so i just sit at home now. i have a boring well really boring life. but you know what i absolutly love it. i think things are going good and ill name all my toes tonight....sounds like a woo hoo time. well ha ha ta ha im outta here ask me a question ill poop for 60 easy payments of $19.99.
lata now yall people in the world.........chinamen too.
joey
onefortythree
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